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We are still awaiting results from the lab but it looks like that email we got from a man purporting to be Jon Resnick just might be legitimate.

The potential hoaxer or long lost friend has captured the proper Resnickian mix of levity and pessimism but since the communiqué ends on a positive note our experts say they will not be convinced of its authenticity unless the forensics supports that conclusion. Lab analysis may take weeks.

"We'd be happy to rush this -- we've offered to -- but nobody seems to really give a crap," said one lab employee, granted anonymity because we think it's cool to have unnamed sources. "We could have the results back to you in a couple of hours.

"By the way, feel free to use my real name," he said.

Anyway, please take part in this very scientific poll.

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