Showing posts with label jon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jon. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Resurrecting the Resman

Let's start with the tie.

It was the sort of tie that kids get with their first suit -- a "club" style with irregular stripes of indeterminate and unmistakenly bland colors. The kind of neckwear they keep on hand at fancy restaurants, for uncouth guys who show up in shirtsleeves and baseball caps, because they are too ugly to steal.

Just the ticket for a company stooge who needs to wear a tie every day and wants you to know just how much he appreciates that.

Yes, the Res-man is management scum now, but only the "management" part is new.

He still favors a Bombay martini, dry and neat, but now with a twist of lemon. AP patrician influences, no doubt.

He carries an AP MasterCard, the easier to pay for interviews -- sorry, "travel expenses" for interviewees.

And he still has that ageless twinkle in his eye, even though age has caught up with the former 10/20 vision phenom, who now must occasionally wear reading glasses.

And his hearing is shot. Gotta repeat yourself a couple of times just to get his attention. Of course, we were in a loud bar. But I'm sure he is going deaf.

Monday, March 31, 2008

BYOB


Any peep in the neighborhood is welcome for a rare Resnick sighting, scheduled for 6 pm at the Ebbett back bar.

For those of you who have successfully wiped this man from memory, he is the guy that:

  1. Woke up with a vision problem. He couldn't see coming to work today.
  2. Has been married 20 years, but it seems like 20 minutes -- under water!

Friday, February 15, 2008

I Have a Restraining Order -- and I Know How To Use It!



A set of fake steak knives for any peep who can name one person in this picture.

A fake Cadillac El Dorado for the first person to name both.

Can't name anybody? You're fired!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

The Res-Man is back, Baby!!!

Would you hire this man?

Jon advises that he is "back in the breaking news game" as an Intake Producer for AP in DC. The gig at APTN starts on Monday.

The Res-Man was a star at Reuters TV when he was plucked to be a member of the elite Reuters Washington Multimedia Desk (in what seemed like a shrewd career move at the time. What's up with that?)

After careful consideration we have decided to dispense with the obvious jokes, but here was our working outline when we were going there:
  • Check "My Yahoo!" for Hell weather forecast
  • Google last time Christmas fell in April
  • Google last time Chanukah fell in April
  • April Fool's prank by Samer?
  • "Intake Producer" = "Receptionist"?
While peepsNet is delighted that Jon is no longer a burden on society and Sara, we hope that his golf game won't suffer and that he will make the right priority calls when sailing season begins in earnest.

Congratulations, Jon. And drinks are on you.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Proof of Life

Jon obliges a peepsNet reporter with irrefutable evidence of his real-time existence

I didn't notice him at first.

It wasn't that the give-or-take year since I last saw him had been unkind, but even so, he seemed like the gray man as I scrutinized the field to find the guy I was meeting for coffee.

Neither of us should be allowed to dress ourselves but I wasn't expecting quite the witness protection look -- as he would say, we kid because we love. Still, I should have zeroed in far quicker on the man who would choose to sit outside Starbucks on a cool, windy day.

The man with his head buried in a baseball cap and face buried in a newspaper is a definite prospect. And then I spy the nearly empty pack of Merits teetering on the edge of the small cafe table. Only the need to stay friends with a cigarette would coax someone away from plush seating and warmth into the arms of a flimsy, uncomfortable steel chair, and to subject oneself to an autumn sun so low and intense in the sky that even in the early afternoon an eye-level gaze is borderline painful and removing your sunglasses is out of the question.

So, the first thing we know about Jon is that he hasn't given up cigarettes. In context, that's a good sign.

"It's good to see you," I say.

"It's good to be seen," Jon replies. Yeah -- no mistaking that mixture of shtick and schlamozel.

Jon and I have had a similar year, looking for the next great thing, and we have tried from time to time to meet for coffee since we live in neighboring towns. But it has taken this long.

We compare notes and intel about places we've been and are trying to crack. We discuss strategy and tactics and how blogging has almost become a way for job-seeking journalists to extend and revise how the world sees them beyond the narrow confines of the cover letter and resume. We divulge disappointments and near misses and times we felt just plain used. We rag on Reuters for a respectfully brief but obligatory few minutes.

We talk shop: the solitude inherent in multimedia production; the craving for a creative environment; not whether, but how soon the embrace of citizen journalism by MSM will create a crisis in journalism, long after nobody noticed that the lines had irretrievably blurred.

We joke about working together again, with another former cohort or two, and it is a longing, instantly wistful remark that hangs there in the air for both of us to ponder while we try to conceal from each other -- as best as men can -- how nice we each think that would be.

We begin to figuratively rustle our papers after a little while, not long after the dregs of my grande coffee, black, have cooled -- we are, after all, outside. Time to move on since there are letters to write, bushes to beat, trails to follow.

I hope we'll have another meeting with much less time elapsed. And this time I think I'll recognize him right away.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

peepsNet Considers Calling Off dragNet

We are still awaiting results from the lab but it looks like that email we got from a man purporting to be Jon Resnick just might be legitimate.

The potential hoaxer or long lost friend has captured the proper Resnickian mix of levity and pessimism but since the communiqué ends on a positive note our experts say they will not be convinced of its authenticity unless the forensics supports that conclusion. Lab analysis may take weeks.

"We'd be happy to rush this -- we've offered to -- but nobody seems to really give a crap," said one lab employee, granted anonymity because we think it's cool to have unnamed sources. "We could have the results back to you in a couple of hours.

"By the way, feel free to use my real name," he said.

Anyway, please take part in this very scientific poll.


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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Where For Art Thou, Res-Man?


I know he's still alive because I keep getting calls from people asking me just how fantastic he is.

Borderline indescribable.
A prince among men.
A man so in love with his wife he likens 20 years of marriage to 20 minutes -- under water.

But if anyone hears from him let him know that peepsNet will not be ignored. peepsNet will resort to making up bad things if necessary, or worse -- start telling the truth.